>Ever thought you could help out a celebrity? Well now you can! All you have to do is turn your TV to NBC tonight and watch: “My name is Earl”, “The Office”, “Scrubs” and “30 Rock” In two short hours you, yes you, can single handily save the careers of Jaime Pressley, Jason Lee, Steve Carell, Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin! It’s so easy! Watch tonight and we will throw in free sore abs from laughter and possible watercooler discussions for tomorrow at the office or the Tim Horten’s line up.

But wait, Grey’s Anatomy is on tonight! Let me tell you what will happen:
Meredith will get into an elevator, somebody will cop a feel, she’ll cry, you’ll cry, someone will die and Aimee Mann, or the Frey will play during a montage of them all drinking or kissing.

And as for CSI?
Someone dies, Meredith Grey won’t cry, but Gil will be smug and stare at that girl’s boobs. They’ll arrest the wrong guy and then at the last minute, probably while being witty, catch the killer.

If you must watch these shows tape them.

Save a celebrity, they’d save you.

Well well well, look who watched a lot of GOOD tv last night! Congrats everyone!

Mike Morrison