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Big Big Big Announcement!

I’m going to the Vancouver 2010 Olympics!!!!!!
Oddly enough, it’s not for hockey or downhill skiing, it’s just for fun!
That’s right, I got my airline ticket and everything.
I mean, sure I don’t have any tickets to a single event, but who cares? That stuff always works itself out (right?), that’s why scalpers exist!
Wow! Wow! Wow! I can’t wait to trade pins with strangers and wave at any camera that points to me!!! Only 108 days to go!

Mike Morrison