>It has become my new mission to become featured in Calgary’s Avenue Magazine.  My secondary mission is for it to be for a good reason.

This seems like a solid place to start:

So to you Mike’s Bloggity Blog readers, I am making a giant AHEM noise.
Do with it what you may.

May I suggest start with filling out this form?

Possible reasons include:
-making you chuckle every day!
-informing you of important alberta charities!
-reminding you that you are a better speller than me!
-making sure you never miss a canadian reality show audition!
-representing short bald people with some sort of honor and dignity.
I have 13 years to make this happen!

Mike Morrison