>I just landed and immediately ran to my TV to watch The Hills. When I’m back in the real world, which will hopefully be sometime tomorrow, I plan on updating the shit out of this thing.
Did you watch the most beautiful hour of television last night? If not, here is what you need to know. If so, post your thoughts in the comments!
Finally the Hills are back and first things first letâ€™s talk about the opening themesong. Did you notice that for the most part Heidi is barely in the whole opening sequence. Amen to that MTV Gods.
I think what I loved about this episode the most was that it pretty much had everything the Season 3 preview had hinted at. Which means we still have a whole season of new suprising drama. I honestly didnâ€™t expect the big blowout between Lauren and Heidi till halfway through the season.
Highlights of the season premiere include:
-Whitney saying â€œanythinkâ€ in the first minute of the show.
-Have we ever seen Lauren so drunk.
-Is it cool to go to the same night club two nights in a row. And were those workday nights they were going out on? Must be nice.
-My fake-roommate and I are fighting. This is the debate: Is this the before or after boob job Heidi we are seeing?
-Jen Bunny is a whore.
-Um Heidi, why are you still friends with Elodie. Didnâ€™t you watch last season? She hates you and she doesnâ€™t know what is used to cook food. Remember that? Haha.
My random thoughts during the show:
-Did Audrina just say: â€œLoâ€?!?! Please say yes!
-Seriously Spencer between the facial hair that actually makes your look like a grown up fetus and the ugliest grafitti Iâ€™ve ever seen used as a decoration, I donâ€™t know what Iâ€™m actually going to do with you.
-Is Audrina dating the lead singer from Creed and Johnny Deppâ€™s love child?
-And this episode keeps getting better because it looks like Lo is going to be on a couple of episodes. She was always one of my favorites from the original Laguna!
-Justin-Bobby? No comment. OK, just one. Isnâ€™t that the name from Talladega Nights?
-How is it possible that Audrina has been single for 3 years.
-Laguna Beach! Without a warning we are back in Laguna. Where is Breanna? More importantly where is Rocky and can I marry Laurenâ€™s mom? Hubba Hubba.
-Um, Specer, what the frig kinda proposal was that? He didnâ€™t even ask her to marry him did he? Heidi! Come on! Is he really the most amazing guy youâ€™ve ever met? Have you never met -OJ Simpson or the Menendez Brothers? Cause Iâ€™m pretty sure they might be cooler than Spencer. And you are welcome for the 90â€™s murderer references.