Dear Lauren Conrad,
How is it going? Â Long time no chat. Â I don’t know if you got my last letter so I just wanted to send another quick note to say hello! Â Things seem to be going well for you. Â Can you believe how popular The Hills is now?! Â crazy. Â
Anyway, my roommate and I were watching the show tonight and we got to talking and we wanted to share some important information with you. Â You might want to sit down: Â Just because someone awknowledges your existence doesn’t mean they love you. Â Nor does it mean that you should love them. Â Sometimes people are people polite. Â Whether it is a friendly hello or agreeing to come to your party.
Also, and I thought you learned this lesson during 2 seasons on Laguna Beach, you have to tell Stephen that you like him. Â He obviously can’t tell. Â He’s made some poor choices in his life (being on One Tree Hill, breaking up with Hayden Panettiere ). Â So he’s proven that if you want him to know something he isn’t going to just guess it. Â Yes, he is that stupid. So stop sulking in your ice cream about him when all it would take is you just telling him that you like him. Â Yes, it really is that easy. Â Every guy likes hearing that they are liked.Â
Anyway, hope all is well. Â Keep yourself out of trouble.