Today I received a thank you note from my friends Ollie and Krista who got married last week. I was a groomsmen and the mc.

I wanted to post the thank you note because it is one of the funniest Thank You cards I’ve ever read.

It reads:

Michael (that’s me),
Thank you for doing such an incredible job as MC (true dat) and for the generous wedding gift (a corvette). You are one special whore.

Love, Ollie and Krista

I love that my friends no me so well!

Mike Morrison