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Michael J. Fox was just named the most influential Canadian expatriate.
Um…how come I don’t remember the open nominations for this?
I don’t know what expatriate means, but I wanted to win!
(takes a break to google the word expatriate.)

Oh. never mind. I guess I’m disqualified because I have a postal code.
Lame.
But congrats to that other Michael who was awarded the honor from Canadian Expat Association. I wonder who the president of that is? Pam Anderson? Paul Gross? Michael Ignatieff? Oh wait, he moved back didn’t he! ZING. That’s right, I just made a political joke. Look out This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes!

Mike Morrison