>One of the coolest things about being a relatively succesful blogger is that I get stopped all the time on the street by readers and get asked lots of questions.
Sometimes it’s about what kind of conditioner I use, other times it’s about why I wear the same purple shirt to every press conference (because I look damn good in it!). But by far the most common question I get asked is: “What is the number one selling apparel item on Amazon?”

Sadly enough, I know that it is this stunning piece of fashion, not yet seen on any episode of Project Runway.

That’s right, a howling wolf shirt.

  • Any why wouldn’t it be? Just check out some of these glowing reviews:
  • “Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women”
  • “She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon.”
  • “I Bedazzled the words “I AM FEMALE” on the back. You can’t deny the allure of three wolves on the front and the unequivocally feminine rhinestone-studded message on back.”
  • “When I slid under and into this quality garment, it is like I became one with the Spirit World.”
  • “I am a sultry 5″9 weighing in at an luscious 441 lbs and nothing gets the ladies going more than this amazing shirt.”

I think what we all know what’s going to be under our christmas trees this year.

Mike Morrison