Here is the second item on my anti-Christmas List.

Yes, that is a jar of tears. Someone in Edmonton is selling it for a steal of a deal of $20. That my friend is what you call a bargain. Which is why I’m torn, I want it because it’s a bargain, but what the hell do a with a jar 3/4 full of tears?

Well apparently, I can use it for many things. According the ad, I can use it for things like personal lubricant, witchcraft, cooking sugar cookies, conversation starting and baking sugar cookies.
The tears are from the seller’s co-worker and they have been collecting them for several months.
What do you think? It’s better definitely better than an American Idol Calendar.
thanks to ian for the tip!

Mike Morrison