>Yesterday evening I went to the local video store to rent a movie and I stumbled upon this gem….

Immediately my head was flushed with thousands upon thousands of questions.
Most them of them had to do with one’s lack of self-respect as an actor.

But mostly I just had one big question:

In these tough economic times, a movie like this just doesn’t make sense.

My other major question was this:
Remember when it meant something to have your name above the title of the movie?
I miss those days dreadfully.

Mike Morrison