Do they make city wide condoms?
Mansion has just announced that the one and only Snooki will hosting a party on February 18th! Yikes, I’ve actually never watched The Jersey Shore but yes, I’ve seen clips. And she looks like four feet of terror. Well, I guess she might be a little taller if you count her heels and hair.
I kid, I kid. By all accounts Snooki actually seems like a really nice and fun person. Does that mean I’ll pay the $23.70 it costs to go to the party at Mansion? I don’t have kids or pets yet, so I’m not going to do anything that might risk either of those from actually happening.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.