Nicole Richie was supposed to be in Calgary on Friday, to make an appearance at Holt Renfrew to promote her jewlery line, but she canceled it because she realized no one could afford to park downtown on a Friday night was too sick.

I kinda thought she was faking it, but it turns out she really is sick!! According to EW.com she has been admitted to the hospital for pneumonia! I don’t know if you can get pneumonia from simply being talentless, but Richie might just prove this made up theory true!
Hopefully Richie comes back some other time, hopefully by then I’ll be able to actually afford something something in Holts. That gives her about three years to make it back!

Mike Morrison