>Ladies and gentleman, I finally captured him. I’m proud to announce that after numerous attempts, I finally captured the often dreaded 7-foot tall man. On Thursday night, he was found inconveniently enough in the very first row at the Barenaked Ladies concert. His legacy ensures that no one behind him will never see the show. His height is truly a sight to behold. Mostly because once you behold it, you have no sight. Luckily, I was able to capture a picture of the infamous creature.

Please on the look out for this man:

Mike Morrison