The Calgary Stampede is still several weeks away, but it doesn’t mean you can’t start protecting yourself from STDs now.  Especially with the news that Paris Hilton will be hosting a party at the famous Cowboys night club on July 5th!

According to the Calgary Sun’s Kelly Doody, there is no word if Paris will be singing or just bumping her head back and forth, but it’s safe to assume that a ton of people will pay a lot of money just to be on the same dance floor.
So now that you know, you have a little bit of time to lock up your boyfriends, husbands, closeted lesbians, children, hot dog vendors and d-list reality stars. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I wonder if she’ll remember the time that we “met” in Vegas two years ago?  Probably.

Mike Morrison