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Paris is out.
Pitbull is in.
Paris Hilton was supposed to make a (paid) appearance at Cowboys during the Calgary Stampede but because someone determined they were classier than the other, she pulled out. Still no decision on who is actually classier.
So who did Cowboys replace the socialite with? Some rapper named Pitbull. I say “some” because I don’t have the energy to actually invest time into a rapper named Pitbull. While I don’t have very many standards in my life, I do have some.
I was going to say that with Paris not coming to down, the chance of getting an Stampede related STD just went down. But then I saw the picture of Pitbull and have decided to hold that thought.
3 sleeps until Stampede!
