Last May, I made a birthday wish that the whole Twilight thing would just go away.

Six months later and it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.
I knew I should have wished for a Wii Fit.
Cineplex Entertainment just announced that advance ticket sales for the dreadfully over-hyped movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon, has reached $1.5 million dollars, breaking all previous records!!!
The vampire/wherewolf movie opens in wide release this Friday and people are going nuts over it. I would be too, except that I’ve owned the Buffy The Vampire Slayer DVDs for years, so I think I’m probably good.
Never saw the Twilight movies? Here’s a 30-second clip summing up what you are missing out on:

Mike Morrison