I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t have this woman for a mother. Except maybe Meryl Streep’s kids. She seems pretty cool.

Happy Mother’s Day Mom! If I had to share my birthday with anyone, I’m happy to do it with you. And I’m not just saying that because you are one of two people that make me feel tall, Danny Devito obviously being the second.

You rock mom and I’m very fond of you.


(your son)

Mike Morrison