Did you watch Britney’s new documentary, Britney: For The Record, Sunday night on Much and MTV?!?

There were a ton of bombshells and revelations but my favorite came from Britney’s Dad, Jamie Spears.

“Breakfast of champions is cheese grits.”

Who knew?

My second favorite moment also came from Jamie Spears, when he unintentionally channeled another famous father, Joe Simpson:

“Damn, nice hooker shoes baby.”

Paging Joe Simpson

Mike Morrison