Oh god, the worst has finally happened.

I don’t want to talk about it too much but I’ll give you two words:
Maybe you’ve heard of her? A small independent artist that has soaked herself into the blood stream of every North American with her Disney brand nicotine type infectiousness. That is unless you count these lovely pics. After looking at those pics (for research purposes only) I can’t help but feel really uncomfortable with her new CD cover (above). Surely I’m not the only one to notice that….um…nevermind. I’m not even going there.
Anyway, in case you cared her FIRST solo CD is released on Tuesday. Yes, you read that right, her FIRST. Miley has never released a CD without her Hannah Montana alter-ego sharing the credit. So while you think things are bad now, they are going to get a whole hell of a lot worse.
If for some reason you actually want to listen to her new CD Breakout, you can listen to it here for free. And if you are really trying to waste time swing on over to EW to read the review.

Mike Morrison