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I need some help.

I’m trying to come up with a solid reason why I do not want a Tassimo Coffee Machine. It’s seems so ridiculous lazy to have one, but if it’s efficient, is it any different than cellphones?
I mean look at it, it’s glorious. And now I hear they can even make lattes. Do you hear me? LATTES. I actually don’t think I’ve ever been clear on what exactly a latte is, but dammit, they are good.
So why shouldn’t I get one? Anyone? Anyone? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Mike Morrison