All I can do is try. I buy matching clothes, I wear clean underwear, I never supersize and yet still….nothing! Early this morning People magazine named George Clooney World’s Sexiest Man. Really?!? He was on Roseanne afterall. Doesn’t this seem the obvious choice. Sure he has a full head of hair, and a charming smile. What about the little guys? No seriously, I’m pretty short(5’6), what about us? This highway robbery. It makes me want to rush the stage after losing a MTV Europe award and make it all about me! That’s it George, I’ve had it! I challenge you to a glare-off. Thats right. It’s on.

Mike Morrison