Who needs publicists when you have Twitter.

Jim Carrey just took to the Twitter to announce that him and Jenny McCarthy have ended their relationship. His tweet read:

@jimcarrey: “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>”

Mine read:
@mikesbloggity: “NOOOOOOO! Me=crying.”
I don’t think either of us were joking.
I’m left wondering, who am I supposed to pretend are my fake parents now? First Randy Macho Man Savidge and Miss Elisabeth break-up and now Jim and Jenny. If Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams don’t make it, I don’t think there is hope for any of us.
My heart can’t handle it.

Mike Morrison