>Guess what I finally bought!

It has been less than 24 hours and my life has changed already!

My hair is growing thicker.
My mom remembered my name
My mom remembered that I’m her son.
My BMs are finally regular.
I’ve been asked on 18 dates by people that aren’t family members.
I’ve been asked on 3 dates by people that are.

Seriously, does life get any better?

Let the application hunt begin!

Mike Morrison