I think this was my first real ROCK concert. I saw a taping of Supernova in the summer, but I don’t think that counts, because it was 8am and I had a coffee in hand. That and Brooke Burke is a total ROBOT. So going to the Aerosmith concert was almost like going to school again cause I learned alot about the Rock world!
The first thing I learned was that Motley Crue hates cotton. Why else weren’t they wearing shirts? I mean all their pyrotechnics really heated the Saddledome up, but I thought no shirts at all was a little excessive. During their act I got to thinking that if I was related to Nikki Sixxe (Sp?), I would buy him a T-Shirt every christmas. He would of get mad and scream “God Mike, Don’t you know I hate Clothes!” And I would sit back and enjoy watching him flip out…ahhh good times. Oh right back to the concert. People love the Tommy Lee, but at one point he went into the audience and passed around a bottle of tequilla for the audience to enjoy. Really People? Who would drink that? That’s like Aquafina bottleling AIDS and then selling it. We’ve all seen the movie Tommy, I ain’t drinking that shit. Motley was also very classy. I don’t know whether it was the girls dancing in cages only to later be riding tricycles in bikinis, but these guys put Geri Halliwel to shame!
Can you spot the Pink wig?
I had an amazing time! It was crazy. I was trying to decide out of the concerts I saw this year, which one was the best. I couldn’t decide so I awarded the prize to the homeless man in front of Starbucks, who sings innappropriate versions of Christmas Carols. I’m pretty that’s not how Mary got pregnant. Look at the some pictures of the night. Finding Sarah and Jessica’s wigs was like finding Waldo. If waldo had been wearing a low cut shirt and flashing his business.
Sarah and Jessica even made it onto the Aerosmith Website! Check it out!
Here’s some videos! Keep an eye out for the wigs and me butchering lyrics!