>I’ve been without the internet for the past week and my life has been lonely. Desperately, desperately lonely.

If the internet was a person I would add them to facebook and put that I was in a serious relationship with it.

If the internet was a big mac, i would eat one everyday. Sometimes thrice a day.

If the internet was a word, it would it be whilst. Because I love that word. Almost as much as “thrice”.

The problem is, is that I only have the internet for a couple of hours before I drive into the world of dial-up. That’s right, dial up still exists in a magical land of Cape Breton.

So let me catch up and see where I get!

I missed you more than you missed me. Trust me.

Mike Morrison