So I was stumbling through YouTube yesterday and found this great trailer for a cool new show that will be coming to Calgary this fall.Â It is weird hybrid of live theatre and a talk show, which means only one thing: I want on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Â They already have a host and probably have their pick of Calgary-area celebrities who want to be on it, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have minutes a week for an Andy Richter-type right?Â Okay, I’m not even close to being as funny as Andy Richter, but I really, really want to be on it.
The show will be hosted by Dave Kelly, who used to host Breakfast Television.Â I haven’t had the chance to talk to him about it yet, but I plan on sending him lots of chocolates and whisky, which I hope he in turn interprets as a bribe…because that is what it is.
And why does Brett Wilson get to be on it?Â I mean how many shows can that guy on at once?Â Isn’t there some sort of rule?Â And no, I’m not just saying that because I’m jealous of his hair.Â Okay, 50%.
Avenue Live will premiere next week.Â That means they have six days to get ahold of me.