>If this pig swine thing wasn’t a big enough sign of the apocalypse for you, this should do the trick:

The Hills has been renewed for a 5th season.
Now I really feel sick.
“MTV viewers will find out life in Los Angeles only gets more complicated as friendships, relationships and loyalties are tested like never before as “The Hills” returns this fall with more episodes of season five. Lauren has moved on, but Heidi, Audrina, Spencer, Brody, Stephanie, Lo and Justin Bobby will be back as the drama continues with fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises. Spencer and Heidi will be newlyweds so the stakes are higher than ever before for the two to make things work.”
So…um…let me just get one thing straight.  Like the rest of the world, Lauren has moved on.  Yet all these people are still going to be friends, but their only mutual friend was Lauren.  So…uh…I’m confused.
Also, who do you think is going to narrate the show now?  Former Laguna Beacher Kristen Cavallari is supposed to be the new face joining the show, do you think they’ll give her her old hosting duties back? How pathetic is my life for actually wondering these questions?
You know what’s sadder than all of this?
I read about the Hills being renewed in Time Magazine.
Now if this isn’t the apocalypse, I don’t know what is.

Mike Morrison


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