Dear Genies,

You wanna know why no one respects your awards? Because you make your most notable names, Joshua Jackson and his girlfriend Diane Kruger (Inglorious Basterds), sit in the same chairs we used for my grandmother’s 80th birthday.

Look, I know you probably don’t have a lot of money, but next year just hold the awards in someone’s living room. It would be a lot more comfortable, it would also be cheaper and you’ll probably get the same number of people watching.

All the best,


Mike Morrison

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