>So a couple of days ago I submitted my application to Beautiful People.net.
“Your application to BeautifulPeople Network was not successful, the members of BP did not find your profile attractive enough this time round. Please note, that only one in five applicants are currently making it into BeautifulPeople Network. You are more than welcome to try again, perhaps with a better picture or more interesting profile text. We wish you every success.”
Every success?!?! What the hell does that even mean? Do they mean in life? Are they saying that because I’m not beautiful that I actually need them to wish things upon me? Because I don’t. Okay, while it would have been nice to have finally gotten the approval of those who spend hours a day in the bathroom, I realize now it was simply not meant to be.
So BeautifulPeople.net now joins the ranks of other clubs that I wanted to get into but couldn’t. They include:
-High School Student Union
-University Student Union
-Mile High Club
-The “I’ve Been on a Canadian Reality Show” club.
-Hair Club for Men….actually wait. I CAN join that one. I just got that!