Dear Jerry Seinfeld,

I know this is a very busy week for you but I just wanted to write you a quick note. Hopefully you’ll get a chance to read it. I just wanted to let you know that I KNOW THAT BEE MOVIE OPENS THIS WEEK!!!!! We have been hearing about this movie for so long now how could I not. If you add in all the press interviews you have been doing, plus the BEE MOVIE minutes on NBC, the promotional tie ins and the seemingly endless supply of movie trailers that we have been inaundated with how could someone who isn’t Amish not know this movie is opening up this Friday.

Jerry let’s be honest for a second please. Do you really have to such a push for this movie? For one, you are JERRY SEINFELD. I realize you have never done a movie before, but people love you. You sit on the big screen singing Eva Avila songs and people will still love, you honestly don’t need to do so much for your movie, to be frank, it is coming off a little desperate. Oh then there was this at the Cannes Film Festival……
Also kids are also desparate for a new kids movie. The Gameplan has been the only kid movie option for the past 5 weeks, and we all know how I feel about that. I would honestly rather take my kids (if I had any) to Saw IV. At those people are supposed to be bad actors.

So Jerry, relax. You and your movie will be fine. It actually looks funny and a little bit original. I predict a $60 Million weekend. Oh and if you could maybe give some to Michael Richards, I’m sure he could use a little bit.



Mike Morrison

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