>Well those down in Hell must be having a field day today. First the release of Miley’s new CD and now the just released season 4 trailer for The Hills has finally hit the internet.

Let’s face it. The Hills is fake. Fake, fake fake. But damn if this preview doesn’t suck you in like no one’s business. Audrina sticking it to my former favorite Lo. Spencer shaving his beard! Heidi’s sister moves in! Audrina probably moves out! Whitney still looks confused to why she is still on the show! And how do we even begin to talk about Lauren’s black tears? Which I assume are filled with baby blood, poison and money.

It’s all too much.
Let’s watch it again.

Mike Morrison