Dear everyone,

Super Mario Brothers Wii comes out on Sunday. That means you only have a couple of days to get ahold of me. Because as soon as that game comes out, it will be nearly impossible to get ahold me. My call-screening is already out of control, so I can guarantee it will only get much worse.
I don’t know what it is about those Italian brothers, but I think I like them more than most people I know. I’ve never really understood the rest of the videos games out there, war games are too bloody, zelda is too confusing and sport games, well they are sport games. All I know is that there is something about any of the mario brothers games, that fills the big empty spot in my heart, where people are supposed to care about their friends.
So when you get mad at me for not talking to you (but still expecting christmas gifts), don’t say I didn’t warn you.
All the best,

Mike Morrison