Olympic Checklist:

I have my flight.
I have a place to stay.
I still don’t have tickets.

But who cares, when I can already buy my very own authentic torch.
Right now, someone in Greece is selling it on EBAY, the torch that was used during the relay last week!
Wow. That didn’t take long. But you gotta respect someone who knows the value of the torch.
There has already been one bid, but you can snap it up for a very reasonable $2500!

On a semi-related note: Mom, can I borrow have $2500

On a semi-related note #2: Anyone still struggling with a Christmas Gift for me? AHEM.

Mike Morrison