>Peoople often ask me:

“Michael, who is the biggest douche ever?”
I used to have to think about it.
Not any more:

UPDATE #1: Need further proof of douchbaggery?

Thanks for the appreciation of fighting your freaking war!

Greg Gutfeld, your douchery rivals that of Colin Farrell, Nicholas Cage or the promo department of Roll Up The Rim.
UPDATE #2:  I’m no wordsmith, but I have to say that I’m impressed that Greg Gutfeld has made it possible to be both a douchebag and a chicken shit all at the same time.  New word alert: Doucheshit

Mike Morrison