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Because I’ve watched 5 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy and have never missed an episode of Scrubs, I feel like I should be able to diagnose symptoms of the swine flu.
Why wait in the line at the doctors, when a mildly amusing* entertainment blog has your answers?
You probably have swine flu if:
1) You have been craving a Wendy’s Baconator like no one’s business.
2) The frustrations of Piglette are suddenly hitting home emotionally.
3) You take offense when kids call cops pigs.
4) You watch CNN or FOX.
5) Your friend’s mom’s brother’s old neighbor dog-sat for someone who knew this teacher who had a cousin who’s sister went to Mexico last year.
Don’t say I didn’t help.
*says my mom and therapist.
