Would you buy your vodka if it came in a bottle that looked like this?Dan Aykroyd is hoping so. Â Since he’s already conquered the wine industry, the former Ghost Buster is hoping you will be willing to spend between $50-$60 for the crystal skull head full of Chelsea Handler’s favourite drink of choice: vodka.
But if you are in Ontario, you are out of luck. Â Your province has already banned it. Â Seems silly, since BC has been selling the product for over a year and not received a single complaint. Â And if those hippies can’t find something wrong with it, what is Ontario’s problem?
â€œThe image of the human skull is the thing thatâ€™s really problematic for us,â€ said LCBO spokesman Chris Layton told the Globe and Mail.
Of all the things I find scary about Ontario (the city of Niagra Falls, Eaton Centre, Ed the Sock), I hardly think a crystal skull is something they should be worried about.
Lighten up Ontario, maybe you do need a drink after-all.