>You know when you have a pet for your entire life and then it dies. Your heart breaks, you can’t stop crying. People try to comfort you and the world just seems like a deep hole of despair. You want to lock yourself in your room and sit naked reading Flowers in the Attic by V.C Andrews.

Well that’s how I’ve been feeling ever since Canada lost Chelsea Lately. But worse.
Just watching this clip from last night’s show, brings back all the fun Chelsea and I used to have. After all, Only Handler would be able to make Jennifer Aniston seem like a genuinely nice person.

Sweet god, will some Canadian network pick Chelsea Lately up! I’m looking at you Global! I know you own the rights, air it, or give ’em up.

Mike Morrison