I hate that I’m talking about applications for reality shows that I can’t myself apply for. But maybe if enough people watch the third cycle (the word “season” is sooooooo kmart fashion) of Canada’s Next Top Model, it will convince CTV to finally make a canadian survivor or amazing race!

If you think you are:

  • pretty
  • “aren’t here to make friends” (like these guys)
  • may have an eating disorder.
  • have faithful boyfriend that you’ve always wanted to piss off.

Maybe Canada’s Next Model is for you!

The applications are due THIS Monday (Dec 22). CTV has already accepted 2000 applications, which is more calories than you’ll be allowed to eat while on the show!

Mike Morrison