>Wise words from one of my favorites, Chelsea Handler:  

We’re overpopulated and the earth can’t handle it. And how many of you are really going to have the next Albert Einstein…or even Tori Spelling? Haven’t we proven that we actually breed far more psychopathic killers than we do Bill Gateses? It’s simple math. Unless you can guarantee your child is going to cure cancer or win Deal or No Deal, why don’t you spare us all another loud, obnoxious kid who’s just going to kick my seat on an airplane. Let’s all wrap it before we tap it, people.”

Mike Morrison