Is it that time of year again already?

Screw the Oscars, Emmys and Junos, it’s all about the bathrooms.

Cintas is currently on the search for Canada’s Best Bathroom. This is actually, their second year looking for the top stall, after awarding the prize to Vancouver’s Cactus Club last year.

So if you have a favourite bathroom, make sure you nominate them.

Seriously though, whenever my therapist says it’s okay to talk about, I really want to tell you about how much I HATE public bathrooms. Someday, I’m going to have a book, in which three chapters will be dedicated to the things I’ve done to avoid having to go number one in public. You will be disgusted and elated all at the same moment.

But back to the point, if you have a bathroom that you’ve gone great lengths to relieve yourself in, then now’s your chance to make sure that they get recognized.

I have a select list of bathrooms in a different cities that I enjoy, but I’m not going to share them with you because then other people will start using them, then I’ll have to move and start building a whole new life, I can’t afford to do that.

Nominations are open until October 24th.

Mike Morrison