Dear Jodie Sweetin,

I can’t believe it has been so long since we last communicated! When was it last? Oh that’s right 1995, when I wrote you a letter and you never wrote me back. I’m not going to lie, but I was pretty disappointed, but thanks to a lot of therapy and Topanga from Boy Meets World I was able to get over my heartbreak and look back as yours days as Stephanie Tanner on Full House with joy and fulfillment.

Anyway, I hope I haven’t made this too awkward, but I just wanted to drop a little note to say congrats on your recent nuptials this past weekend in Vegas. Hearing that you got married brought back alot of memories for me and I wanted to let you know that although I am jealous that I wasn’t invited I am not mad.

Ever since the days your incorporated “Well, pin a rose on your nose” into my everyday vocabulary I always thought we were destined to be best and fast friends. Even when you were hanging out with that obnoxious Teddy character and that girl with the abusive dad I stood by you. And yes, I’ll admit it, I never did get around to reading those Club Stephanie books that you put out, I still intent to read them hopefully by next summer.

And in your not TV life, I knew you could overcome your addiction to Chrystal Meth, because I did….I mean….oh wait Chrystal Meth is not the same as Chrystal Lite? Oh shit, that would explain alot.

So like I was saying even though I always thought we would get hitched, congrats. I’m glad that you are happy, oh and could you please find out where Andrea Barbar (Kimmy Gibbler) is? She still owes me $12. Thanks,

Love Michael

Mike Morrison