I haven’t made it a secret about how stressful the Writers stike has been. I’m fairly certain I’ve lost what few remainings hairs I had. But I’ve still been able to sleep at night because I know it will all work out. It just has to. You know why? Because The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition will soon be upon us, and I can’t imagaine any type of God that would inflict this on the world’s population.

I will honestly give 3000 Michael pointes to whoever can name the last two winners of the last two editions of The Apprentice without looking them up. Can’t think of it can you.

I mean why are they bringing this show back? What purpose does it serve besides causing me greater sadness than that episode of Buffy when she left Sunnydale at the end of Season 2 or when Brody didn’t ask me join his Entourage. (he will rue the day)

Oh and can we talk about the “celebrities” that will be appearing on the show? It reaches a level on z-list not seen since the one and only season of Skating with the Stars.

Check it out below:• Trace Adkins (country music singer)
• Carol Alt (model/actress)
• Stephen Baldwin (The Usual Suspects)
• Nadia Comaneci (Olympic gold-medal gymnast)
• Tiffany Fallon (2005 Playboy Playmate of the Year)
• Jennie Finch (Olympic gold-medal softball player)
• Nely Galan (producer, Telemundo)
• Marilu Henner (Taxi)
• Lennox Lewis (former heavyweight champion)
• Piers Morgan (America’s Got Talent)
• Omarosa (Apprentice Season 1 contestant)
• Tito Ortiz (UFC champion)
• Vincent Pastore (The Sopranos)
• Gene Simmons (KISS frontman) (Why didn’t he tell me? I would have advised him!)

Reporting live from Red Deer.

Mike Morrison