It’s summer!  I’ve made some plans:

  • I’m starting a club for people who know they should be watching Orphan Black, but still aren’t. The show wrapped up its second season this weekend and despite having every episode on my PVR, I haven’t even delved in.Critics and fans are hailing it as one of the best Canadian shows ever made. I’m a bad Canadian entertainment blogger.
  • I’m starting a club for people who love the summer, but wish winter would hurry up so they aren’t forced to try and find then wear cool sandals. They don’t exist. Why must I stress about this for three or four more months.

 

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  • I’m starting a club for people who aren’t watching the World Cup, but like that everyone else is, so we don’t have to feel bad about staying in on the weekend and watch old episodes of Scooby Doo on Netflix.
  • I’m starting a club for people who when they hear the sound of a bike bell, they move to the left. I want that club to be all together all the time, so they stay off the bike paths.
    I’m starting a club for people who really want to see Transformers: Age of Extinction, but when they do, vow to never tell anyone about it
  • I’m starting a club for people inundated with Facebook photos of their friends’ kids at junior prom and now feel old and need wine to sleep.

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  • I’m starting a club for people who really want to see Transformers: Age of Extinction, but when they do, vow to never tell anyone about it

Mike Morrison

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