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Uhhh did you know that 50 Cent has a Vitamin Water Drink? It true. I know this because I’m drinking it as I type. I’m THAT talented.
After much inner-turmoil, I feel like this needs to be discussed in great length, probably point form with serve this purpose best.
- It’s with Glaceau Vitamin Water and it’s called Formula 50.
- It’s really good. Like really really good. I’m a sucker for anything grape flavored that might make me look like this:
- Except the tattoos. I don’t have any interest in tattos.
- According to the label it provides 50% of my daily value of vitamins C and E. Do you know when is the last time I had my daily value of vitamins C and E? 1992, before I was introduced to the wonders of pop.
- Carrying Formula 50 through a scary part of the neighborhood doesn’t make you more gangster. Trust me, I just tried.
- I know there are a ton of “liquid assets” jokes out there, I just can’t seem to grab on to them. Feel free to comment on your own as necessary.
- Drinking this fits in perfectly with my plan to start working out in the next 14-26 months.
