With just over a month until Christmas, this is the time people start panicking over getting gifts for the people they love.
But what about the people we hate?
Yes, I buy gifts for people I hate. I like to follow the “kill them with kindness.” philosophy. Sometimes these gifts are quality (so they’ll feel bad), other times they are crap to annoying them (because that makes me feel good.)
But usually buying gifts for people you hate, is a lot harder than you might think!
For a very economical $7, he will call the person who has pissed you off and sing a custom written rap about what a jerk they’ve been!
How amazing is that?!
And it’s not just for people you hate, according to his website he’ll do it for pretty much anything: “BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE? TERRIBLE MEAL AT A RESTAURANT? TIRED OF A WORN OUT RELATIONSHIP? WAYWARD RELATIVE OWES YOU MONEY? UNABLE TO BE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE?” I know I could totally use him for the last one!
You can even buy a CD of 37 of his most extreme revenge tracks! My friend Lindsey heard it on CBC this past weekend and says that it is hilarious!
Here is a very strange/awesome video of Rap Master Maurice!
For the past couple of weeks, I have been creating what the Gellar Prize Committee affectionately calls, The Anti-Christmas list.
Well today, I’ve decided to start the anti-anti-Christmas, otherwise known as The Ultimate Christmas Gift List.
First on my list is the Pook Touque.
I got the Pook Touque and it’s accessories (the scarf and mittens), a couple of weeks ago and I pretty much haven’t taken them off since. Of course, this has been helped by the fact that Calgary seems to sitting in for the set of The Day After Tomorrow 2.
If the Pook Touque looks familiar, it’s because, if you are Canadian, you probably have socks that look just like it in your drawers. But why would you get someone another touque, gloves and scarfs? Because it isn’t just any normal toque, the Pook Took is extremely warm and can be twisted, turned, flipped out, wrapped up or left alone and it’s a different and warm hat each and every time. To give you an idea of what I’m talking about, take a look at this chart:
Now I’m going to be honest, I’m a bit of a touque-snob, so I haven’t been too adventurous. I’ve pretty much been sticking to the Standard, Double Donald Power Comb-Over, The Double Vanilla Dip Jelly Donut and The Executive.
But those who feel more daring might want to the try the Rat Tail, The Nostril Flare, The George Washington or the Horse Feeder.
The Pook Touque is a Canadian product and only $25, so it falls perfectly in the price-range you’ve set up with your friends and your family. I love love love my pook touque and think it makes the perfect Christmas Gift.
Here is another entry in the every popular Anti-Christmas Series:
Out November 3rd!
