Wrap it up Canadians

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The last Bachelorette was Canadian and there is now a two in twenty-five chance the next one will be too!

When ABC/CityTV’s The Bachelor starts on January 4th, two of the bachelorettes fighting for Jake’s heart/fame are actually from the great white north!

There is Jessie, who is cosmetic sales manager from Oakville, Ontario and Tiana who is lives in Vancouver, but is originally from Alberta (just like Jillian!)

There aren’t too many details about the girls available, but you rest assured that they are bat-shit crazy and neither of them are black. Those are both assumed because this is the Bachelor we are talking about here.

For the love of Mike!

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Dear ABC,

Can Mike* please be the new Bachelor?
Those girls would be 18 kinds of crazy! And he would be a blast to watch!
Thanks!
Mike
ps. Can Jillian really be that stupid?
pps. Why am I talking about The Bachelorette. I’ve bottomed out.
* to be clear, I do not mean myself.

DWTS/Bachelor SHOCKER!

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There might finally be a reason for me to watch Dancing with The Stars!

There is a nasty/awesome rumor going around the internet saying that Melissa from the Bachelor has been tapped to replace Nancy O’Dell on the new season of Dancing with The Stars!! Yes, that Melissa!

Since finding this out, I’ve been trying to think if this is a good idea for Melissa or not. I mean how does someone like her, who now has all this crazy attention (no pun intended) around her captilize on it but not come off as a wackjob reality whore?

It makes sense for her to go on a show that has successfully resurrected the careers of everyone from Mario Lopez to Marie Osmond. People love this show, even though it makes me want to rip my soul out, put it in a blender and turn it into a poop-margarita. So why shouldn’t Melissa take advantage of getting some more exposure? And the fact that it is not a dating show is probably the smartest move she could make.

Actually, the smartest move she could make is bowing out of the spotlight completely, but we all know that is never going to happen. At least not for the next 15 minutes….

I Jason, take thee….

>Wanna know who “wins” the Bachelor this season?
Check out this video:

Phew, now I can save my anti-depressants for when I’m wasting my time/life on another show. Yeah, I’m talking to you Big Brother.