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An extremely important flowchart to drinking in Calgary!

An extremely important flowchart to drinking in Calgary!

Jul 08, 2015

It’s the question we’ve all been faced with at one point in our lives or years or months or weeks or days or yes,hours: I’m in Calgary and I need a drink…but where do I go?

Well, luckily someone finally did something about it.

John Smiley, a man I’ve deemed the unofficial president of the Calgary fan club, made this amazing flow chart to help people quench their thirst in a bar that suits their specific needs and desires…and it’s awesome!

You can see the full hi-res flow chart here.

The flow chart features more than 110 bars, broken down in different categories such as: “Drinks before the concert”, “get blotto”, “classy”, “drink local brews”, even “get a hair cut.”  The flow chart is also broken down for different parts of the city including downtown and the north and south.

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I honestly have no idea how it took John to make this, but I’m so glad he did.  This is tourism gold!  Well done!


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