Perdidos!

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Little known Mike’s Bloggity Blog fact: I have a degree with an honors in Spanish. That’s right, I got a Spanish degree from New Brunswick. Try to guess how happy that made my parents.

I thought that was the definition of random until I saw the newest promo for the last season of LOST. Have you seen it yet? It’s pretty messed up. And I’m not just saying that because of the whole chess analogy thing. I’m saying that because it’s in Spanish.
Bet you wish you had a spanish degree now, eh?
Don’t worry subtitles are provided.

After watching it, don’t you wish the show was called Perdidos all the time?

Football Fever

>Also available on The National Post’s The Ampersand

When the Grey Cup was awarded to Calgary, I was about as excited as someone standing in line for the H1N1 vaccine. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’m not a football fan and that any excitement I might’ve had for the CFL’s fall classic was gone when the Stampeders lost in the semi-finals. Of course, that sliver of enthusiasm was for how local businesses would’ve benefited from the home team in the big game.
But fan of the pigskin or not, the Grey Cup festivities descended upon Calgary this past weekend and, against all odds, I think I sorta/kinda/maybe became a football fan. I’ve never really understood football, my basis of knowledge consisting solely of three seasons of Friday Night Lights (the best show on TV!) and mistakenly playing Madden ’95 on Super Nintendo once when I was a kid. It’s enough to understand what a quarterback does, but not enough to stop myself from giggling when someone says defensive end. I mean, when a team’s called the Roughriders…that’s supposed to be funny, right?

In the days leading up the big game (it is just one game, right?), Calgary’s Stephen Avenue became the hub of a three-day street party. I didn’t live here during the infamous Red Mile Stanley Cup run, but I figured this was a decent approximation of that experience…by which I mean “people jumping on the geographically closest team’s bandwagon all over the place.” Anyone walking the street party will have told you that the mood was infectious. People were playing football in the streets, screaming out a sport team’s name whenever they got the chance, and there were enough high-fives to shame Arsenio Hall. That’s right, I just referenced Arsenio Hall.
True to Calgary form, Stampeders fans were out in full force. Wearing their team’s jersey, you’d often hear them scream “Stampeders Rule” or “Stampeders are #1.” Maybe this is my lack of football knowledge coming into play, but the Stampeders lost, didn’t they? I don’t think they’re even #2–maybe #3 or #4? I had to assume those fans simply hadn’t heard the news.
And the event wasn’t just for football fans: I saw dozens of the city’s homeless having a great time as well. They, like everyone else, were picking up free swag, dancing in the street and jumping into photos. This would normally alarm visitors to our downtown, so I chalked it up to confusing the homeless for Edmontonians. It’s an easier mistake than you might think.

But it was easily the Roughrider fans who made the biggest impression on the Grey Cup festivities. Calgary has long been a haven to those who grew tired of the prairie life, and this weekend they came out of the woodwork like nothing this city has seen before. Every second person was covered in green. On Sunday morning, I made the mistake of wearing a green jacket and was high-fived to the point of practically blistering my hands. Of course, I did have one Alouette fan spit at my feet, but I think that is how they say hi in Montreal and, therefore, took it as a compliment.
While I’m far from converting to full fledged, non-lite beer drinking football fan, I have become slightly enamored with the events leading up to the Grey Cup. I still don’t know the difference between a field goal and a punt, but I do know who’s playing this year. Trust me: that’s an improvement.
Go A Sports Team’s Name Go!
images:
top photo-via @kirstenellen
bottom two- via The Calgary Herald

Rogers solid move!

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I’ve had my Iphone for a couple of days now and I think I have already found my favourite new application. I found it after reading The Review Crew and I think it’s going to make my life a lot easier.

The app is called Rogers My Account and you can probably assume, it’s only for Rogers clients.
Basically once it’s on your phone it tracks your phone’s voice minutes (weekday and weekend); amount of data used; and number of text messages received and sent! This is great, mostly now I can use this app as an excuse when I can’t get off the phone with someone. “I gotta go, my phone says I’m almost over.” My mom will have to hang up then right?
So far it seems to be having some technical difficulties, but once all the kinks have been worked out, it’s going to be great!

Iphone: It's about time!

>Guess what I finally bought!

It has been less than 24 hours and my life has changed already!

My hair is growing thicker.
My mom remembered my name
My mom remembered that I’m her son.
My BMs are finally regular.
I’ve been asked on 18 dates by people that aren’t family members.
I’ve been asked on 3 dates by people that are.

Seriously, does life get any better?

Let the application hunt begin!

Mike wins, Mike wins!

>I’m not really comfortable talking about how this happened, but through a random series of events, I ended up at the Enmax Grey Cup Street Festival this afternoon. And despite the fact that my knowledge of football is limited to what I’ve learned on Friday Night Lights, I actually had a good time! I really think this is going to be a shit show of a weekend, but in that special good way.

Now I’ve never wanted to win a Grey Cup before, but if I did, I imagine that this is what it would look like:


Judging from this picture, if I ever win a Grey Cup, I would simply feel disdain. I guess that’s something, right?

Go (insert football team name here)!!!

Leona Lewis: Much to talk about!

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Here’s a photo of soulful sweetheart Leona Lewis on Thursday’s edition of Much on Demand.

Some questions I have:
  • Those things are her legs, do those technically count as boots or an extra layer of pants?
  • Those are the scariest stuffed animals I have ever seen. Correction. THESE are the scariest stuffed animals I’ve ever seen.
  • Is this picture sexist? A guy would never be allowed to put his hand there on national television.

new website: Emails from an Asshole

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I love the internet.
Why?
Well because everyday I find people that are way less productive with their time than I am. It’s refreshing.
My favourite new website is called Emails From An Asshole. And it’s probably the best thing ever. Basically, this guy reads classifieds ads online and responds to them. Unfortunately, the people posting the ads don’t always find what they are looking for…
Here is an excerpt from a guy who is looking for a used couch (Mike is the asshole*):


And it only gets worse from there.

I thought this would be the perfect site to get you through your Friday!
Credit: I found this site on Twitter yesterday, but I forget who posted it. So if it was you, tell me and I’ll make sure you get credit! Thanks.

*it felt weird writing Mike is the asshole.

Free Concert!

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If there is one thing in the world I love, it’s a free concert.

Next Tuesday, that’s December 1st, there will be a free-t0-the-public Christmas concert that will be held in Calgary to raise money for the Calgary Verterans Food Band!
Some of the acts showing up include The Canadian Tenors and Carol Welsman! You can also look forward to 9-year-old piano prodigy Christian Laurien, Danny ZZZ and the Dragon Den’s W. Brett Wilson will be the Master of Ceremonies!
And this isn’t one of those “stand outside in the freezing temperatures” concerts. This is the real deal. The concert will take place the Jack Singer Concert Hall from 7:30pm-10pm. If you haven’t been to a concert there yet, that place is NICE.
To come to the concert, all you have to do is bring a cheque payable to the Calgary Veterans’s Food Bank. Okay, so it’s not technically free, but it’s totally worth it. It’s for the veterans, so it is the least we could do right?
If you can’t make the concert, why not donate anyway. Visit the Calgary Poppy Fund.

More 24!

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I was kinda over 24 last season. It was just like: “Ugh, enough already. Are they ever going to trust Jack?”
But I have faith in the upcoming season, I have to, because everyone is saying that it is probably the show’s last.
TVAddict just posted some of the newest shots of the upcoming season and I can’t help but get excited.
Check out this sexy cast photo:


And no, your eyes aren’t tricking you, that really is Freddy Prinze Jr looking cool and bad ass! Amazing.

Also featured this season, will be Canadian Nazneen Contracter, who told me she initially signed on for two episodes and is so far in at least sixteen!
Global returns to Global TV on January 17th.

The other Justin

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Sometimes being a Canadian Entertainment blogger means having to write about things you don’t really want to write about. I don’t have an Editor breathing down my neck, so I really could just write about whatever, but I’m pretending to have a mission statement, so all Canadian media, like it or not, must be covered.

That being said.
I have to talk about Justin Bieber.
Bare with me.
15-year old Canadian, Justin Bieber just debuted at No. 6 on the Billboard charts with his seven-song EP “My World,” selling 137,000 copies in its first week! The number was so good, he almost doubled the current American Idol, Kris Allen, who only debuted with 80,000 copies and 11th place.
I don’t know much about Beiber, besides the fact that he has never met a hair straightener he didn’t like. Apparently this kid is the like the second coming for Jonas and Miley fans. From what I’ve seen so far, I’m not impressed. But it’s hard to ignore an incredible debut like that. Especially during this November which is seeing releases from pretty much anyone that is alive.
Is Justin here to stay? Let’s hope not.