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Calgary has never been closer to actually being one of Canada’s top cities. After all, we have an NHL team, we have a public transportation system (sort-of) and we have gangs. But we’ve always been missing that one single thing that makes us the big city we’ve always wanted it to be.
An Apple Store.
But this Saturday it all changes and Calgary will finally be able to properly compare itself to Vancouver and Toronto. That’s right, we are getting our first Apple Store and no Mac fans those cheap rip-offs stores that you have been frequenting the past couple of years for all your Mac purchases are not the same thing. Just you wait and see.
But I’m not here to write an ad for Apple, the point I want to bring up is this: Why is that any time there is a big new opening of a store, people always seem to line up for hours on end just to be the first ones through the door? The last time we had such a high profile opening was for H & M, when the line winded through the hallways of Market Mall with a mix of moms, their strollers and teeny boppers. Pretty much my worst nightmare.
This Saturday will probably be no different, only this time it will be computer geeks and oil & gas yuppies replacing the mothers and their screaming kids. I’m not quite sure which is worse.
The opening day line-up is something that I’ve never understood. But the line-ups are not just for stores, people also love standing in line while in costume for movies that will be shown again right after the very screening they are lining up for. But in an age of spoilers, the movie line-up is partially excusable. The costumes, however, are not.
But to stand in line for a store simply doesn’t make sense. Especially a store that obviously won’t be closing any time soon and rarely has sales worth getting out of bed for. What’s even funnier is that if you go to high profile stores just a couple of hours after their big openings, there are never any lines and you have the same choices as the people that missed their Saturday morning cartoons had.
But some people love to stand in line. Maybe it’s so they can take their kids back there some day and say that they were the first people ever to step through those doors. Or perhaps it’s because they have nothing better to do. And if that is the case, consider me a very very jealous man.