The Storm

>This past Tuesday, Calgary was hit with it’s first snowfall of the year.  As you can imagine the city shut.down.  Honestly, we hosted the Winter Olympics but we cannot handle 5cms of snow.  Driving to work that day was a nightmare, there were accidents every where and everyone was calling into my friends at Energy 101.5 talking about how long they had been in their cars.

They got me to call in and tell them my story about where I was and how long I had been trying to get.  Then they we talked about what people could do to relieve the stress of the morning and I suggested “turn up the radio as loud as it would go and just rock out!”.  They agreed and asked me if I had any suggestions.  Only one song came to mind.
You can find it below.
While it was over played at the time, there is probably no better song to get you in a better mood!
Enjoy

DVD news: Yummmmmy

>Ever since I walked in on a “Mothers & Daughters” showing of the movie Waitress by myself last Mothers Day, I have been raving about this movie. It is still in my top 3 of the best movies this year. Right now I think that list consists of (in no particular order) Lars and the Real Girl, Once and Waitress.
The movie came on DVD on Tuesday and while my opinion probably doesn’t account for much (damn you Richard Roeper), I must insist that you go rent, buy, steal this movie and watch it with whomever you chose fit. (It honestly can’t be worse than who I had to watch it with).

Your welcome.

What a surpise

>Tonight Helio Castroneves was crowned the Champion of Dancing with the Stars 5.
What a suprise.
Somehow, even though I’ve never seen a single episode of this phenomenom, I was still able to predict the winner. Months ago.
Poor Mel B. and Jenny Garth never stood a chance.

Guess who is coming to Canada?

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Dear Tivo,

Welcome to Canada.
It’s cold as fuck.

Love,
Michael

That is right ladies and gentlemen it was announced today that the TIVO is finally coming to Canada (except Quebec). I know what you are thinking, “But Michael, you already have TIVO, don’t you live in Canada?”

And the answer would be yes, but I kinda have it illeagly. Well, I guess it’s legal, but you could never by the actual system here in the great white north. I had to get my friend to go Montana and buy me one.

Since then my life has been taken over my this system that sits so nicely beside my TV. It tapes my shows without me having to remember, it tapes shows it thinks I will like, I can pause, rewind and ffwd live television. It even tapes two different shows at the same time, which is a godsend on Thursday nights. Plus the TIVO can store up to 80 hours of television, that is a lot of VHS tapes if you know what I mean.

To tell you the truth, I honestly get frustrated when I’m a friends house who doesn’t have TIVO or a similar PVR. You really forget what a convenience it is to be able to pause the TV whenever you have to run to the washroom, or when people swing by or call (the last two never really happen, but I imagine if they would it would be cool.)

I’m also proud of the fact that since getting my TIVO in March it has infected the minds of three people closest to me.  Rebecca (my old roomie), Sarah (my fake roomie) and Alison (my new roomie) all said they watched little to no TV, well that was until they met Mr. Tivo.  Now all of them watch more TV then they ever did.  While most people wouldn’t be proud of this.  I strangely am.

With TIVO arriving in stores in the next couple of weeks this makes a very very obvious Christmas present. Oh and even though I have one, I would still prefer another over something like this. (I’m just saying.)

The book

>It’s finally come down to this.

I’ve made the executive decision to stop racing through my TIVO and like a bear in the winter, I’m going to start storing up new TV shows, so I won’t be forced to watch crap like this.

While I’ll still be watching the BIG shows when they are (or at least that week), I’m going to start saving shows aren’t necessarily a priority. I might even have to call up Boston Legal and see if they wanna go for coffee and talk.

So what am I going to do with my free time?

I know you might not believe it, but I’m going to read. A book.

More specifically the final Harry Potter. Remember a couple of months ago I said that I was going to try to read the book as soon as it came out? Well, that obviously didn’t happen as it is still sitting on my nightstand (beside my remote) with page 100 still folded down.

I used to read quite a bit, but I completely blame TV and the internet for robbing me of my attention span. I need to read Harry Potter 7 for so many reasons, most importantly, I have to prove to myself that I can still read an entire book.

So tonight, I start. Page 101.
Wish me luck.

The Sign

>I know you might think I graffitied the sign, but I didn’t.
I totally would have though.

Oh and here is that deer. Which apparantly is normal for Hanna, Alberta.

I miss Buffy.

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I decided this week, that I really really miss Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I think what brought this on was the fact that in one single week I was able to catch four of the cult show’s most popular action. On How I Met Your Mother there is Alyson Hannigan. Seth Green (Werewolf Oz) was the neck bleeder on this and next week’s Grey’s Anatomy. I mentioned earlier that Nicholas Brandon (Xander) is guest starring on the scary Criminal Minds and of course we have David Boreanaz as Booth on Bones.

For me Buffy was THAT show. The show that I scheduled my life around. In Canada, it aired on Monday nights and if at all possible I would try not to work on Monday nights, but if I had to, I would never makes plans afterwards so I could watch it when I got home. (Remember VHS? -good times-)

For a long time (high school), I was ashamed of my love for Buffy. I tried to keep quite about it, but when Entertainment Weekly dedicated an entire issue to the show, I knew I was no longer alone. (Fun fact: I actually had my Letter to the Editor published in the magazine, thanking them for issue. I still have it)

In University, I met a loyal group of fans that consisted both of students and professors. My friendship with Erin actually was founded on the basis of our mutual admiration for Buffy.

Actual dialogue:
me:I think Beowulf is crap, but what do I know? I like Buffy.”
erin:Actually Mike, I too love buffy and I think you are full of crap.

Friendship at first sight.

Since then there has been a growing movement of people who have discovered both Buffy and it’s spin off Angel on DVD. And since it went off the air there have been very few shows that get me excited as Buffy once did. Veronica Mars was great, but it was easy to compare it to Buffy. The 2nd season of Grey’s Anatomy was equally exciting, but it missed that…pun notice…bite.

So while I have come to the conclusion that Buffy is indeed gone, that doesn’t mean she has to disappear forever. Whenever I feel like I’m missing her I can turn to my DVDs and pop in one of my favorite episodes. “The Body” perhaps, maybe “Once More With Feeling”, but definitely that episode where it went to the world where there was no Buffy. Still amazing.

Wait, smokers have rights?

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This past week, a small community in Nova Scotia created a bylaw that over the next couple of weeks will have many Canadians thinking and because it’s our right, some of those Canadians will be complaining.

The town is Wolfville, Nova Scotia. Never heard of it? Well it is also the home of Acadia University and approximately 3,600 permanent residents. This past Monday Wolfville’s city council voted 7-0 to ban smoking in vehicles when children under the age of 18 are present.

This is a revolutionary by-law which should be celebrated in the streets. For many of us non-smokers this seems like a no brainer.

But while this by-law is a huge leap in the right direction, it will most certainly re-ignite the debate of smoker’s rights. Smokers are Canadians too, and they often complain that governments are encroaching on their right to enjoy a good puff.

But do you know what? I don’t care any more. I don’t care about smoker’s rights. I don’t think any of us should. Smoking is many things. It’s disgusting. It’s dangerous. It’s expensive. And most importantly, it’s stupid. No wait, it’s really really stupid.

Can you think of any thing else in our society in which the health risks and costs are so clearly defined yet we still give credence to their often delusional opinions of their rights? Not only is smoking deadly, it’s been scientifically proven to be detrimental to the health of non-smokers. Remind me again why care so much how smokers feel?

Are we really supposed to feel bad for people who so obviously don’t care about themselves? The time for excuses is over. There is no benefit to smoking, and if you are a smoker and you believe that it is your right to smoke you are only fooling yourself, oh and you look like an idiot while doing it.

Like most addicts, smokers are excellent at making excuses. But you know what I do when I’m stressed? I go for a walk. I don’t fool myself into thinking that a little nicotine will sooth my troubled soul. (Also, in case you didn’t know, your nicotine addiction is actually causing the extra stress). And while the idea of huddling against a building smoking in the freezing temperature is pretty cool, you know what is cooler? Actually staying at the table with their friends at the restaurant. We invited you for a reason.

But I am not naive. We all have people in our lives that still smoke. Whether they are our grandparents or childhood friends, we still love them. But that doesn’t mean we support it. Whether they want to admit it or not smoking should be considered as dangerous as cocaine or crystal meth. Aren’t the effects of it just as dangerous?

The time of smoker’s rights is over. The days of “smoking Humphrey Bogart-cool” is done. Just like a disobedient child in a classroom, smokers must be taught what is right and what is wrong. We cannot keep making excuses for them. If you don’t respect yourselves, don’t expect us to do it for you.

I'm BACK!

>So after working four straight 16 hour days, I am finally back home and more importantly back to the internet and my baby Macbook, who which is named Miguelito. Working that much kinda reminded me of what it would be like to be a surgeon, only instead of listening to Serius Radio all day and driving all over the province of Alberta (literally), surgeons actually save lives. No matter Meredith is so whinny eh?

So with the internet firmly back in my hands, I’m looking forward tomorrow to surfing Perez, catching up on work emails, surfing Perez, playing on Facebook and sleeping.

So far, here are the things I’ve missed:

-Pete Wentz has a sex tape? What? Doesn’t this kid cover anything up?
-The writers strike is still on. blerg.
-I have so much TV to catch up on. 4 hours of dirty sexy money, samantha who, private practice, 2 hours of pushing daisies, Grey’s Anatomy, 30 Rock, Scrubs, The Hills, The Hills Aftershow, Beauty and the Geek.
-I’m only 3 pages in on Perez Hilton, and I feel like I’ve been away for years.
-I’m so excited to also read (yes I read) the two new issues of Entertainment Weekly sitting on my kitchen table.
-I’m less excited to read my Visa bill. Also sitting on my kitchen table.
-I will be home for the first time in a year in less than a month. Won’t lie, kinda nervous.
-I’m also excited to buy the new One Republic album. Does anyone have it yet? It came out Tuesday and it’s only $9.99!!!
-Happy American Thanksgiving! (I am thankful for a new Friday Night Lights next week)
-I watched the Bachelor finale for the first time since University this week and I still love that he chose none of the girls. But I didn’t love it as much as I loved the Biggest Loser this week. Whoever cried gets 2000 Michael points.
-Anyone else see “Xander” on Criminal Minds this week? If he joins the cast, I’d be willing to ignore the facts that this show is the scariest thing on TV besides “Cavemen”
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6 movies are opening this weekend!!!! How is one to decide? I can’t decide between, The Mist (it’s getting great reviews…really!), Enchanted (shut it.), No Country for Old Men (the first real Oscar contender) and August Rush (Keri Russel? duh). Which will you choose?

Live from Hanna

>I have been the town of Hanna for exactly 20 minutes and I have already seen a dead deer and the back of a truck (don’t worry I took a picture) and I have discovered that everything, and I mean everything here closes at 9pm. I honestly felt like we were bothering the front desk person at the hotel!

There have been no Nickleback sightings yet, although we’ve heard that Hanna High School plays their songs in between their classes, so while we don’t have to go there for work, we will definitely be making a pit stop!

Since I am now in Hanna, I am pleased to announce that I’ve made it out of Drumheller and no one figured out that I was there. I even saw the mayor at the work event, needless to say I wasn’t wearing my name tag.

Ok, I have to go to bed. I have four separate 2.5 hour trips ahead of me tommorow. Four rural alberta towns, in one day. Ahh the life of a blogger.

Reporting live from Hanna.

(Also friends, I didn’t get one email today. Lillian I expected more. That hurts)